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Atheists awake! Salute the hapless morn, wherein the Saviour of the World wasn't born!
Welcome to Zilchmas 2013, our first-ever list of the Top 12 gifts for Atheists.
You won't need to ask "What Would Dawkins Buy?" after you've browsed these goodies for the godless!
11th Day: Science v Religion Mousemat
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Sorry but this just won't do! We've been putting simplistic slogans on church noticeboards for decades, to the delight of passing millions, thousands of whom instantly repent on the spot. Who can forget "It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" and "God Answers Knee Mail"? No one dishes out bland cliché quite like the church.

Then along comes a young pretender. Yes, it's the "Science flies you to the Moon. Religion flies you into buildings" mousemat – at a whopping Boeing 757 price of 10.95.

Verdict? Must trite harder.

£10.95 – buy yours here!

Ten thousand blessings be upon Ann for spotting this gift

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