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Atheists awake! Salute the hapless morn, wherein the Saviour of the World wasn't born!
Welcome to Zilchmas 2013, our first-ever list of the Top 12 gifts for Atheists.
You won't need to ask "What Would Dawkins Buy?" after you've browsed these goodies for the godless!
7th Day: Ich Bin Atheist Shoes
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You're an atheist but you haven't told anyone yet. It can easily happen – if you live in America, you're shy or you're an Anglican vicar. Maybe all three.

But now help is at hand. Take your first steps in confessing your godlessness with the Ich Bin Atheist Shoes. It'll come out naturally as you walk along the beach or step on a dog turd.

For a cool €180 these soles are worth saving – buy here!

Thanks be unto Firenze for pointing us to this unrighteous product

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