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Atheists awake! Salute the hapless morn, wherein the Saviour of the World wasn't born!
Welcome to Zilchmas 2013, our first-ever list of the Top 12 gifts for Atheists.
You won't need to ask "What Would Dawkins Buy?" after you've browsed these goodies for the godless!
6th Day: Non-existent Santa iPad Cover
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Po-faced fundies of the world unite! Give that dastardly imposter in scarlet coat and white beard his marching orders!

Armed with this Santa-denying iPad cover you can eliminate the charm, imagination and magical nature of the season at a stroke. Yes, fundamentalists of both persuasions – religious and non-religious – will clamour to present this vital message to friends and family.

Yes, no one does po better than a fundie – of whatever type.

£37.95 – buy yours here!

Thanks to the esteemed FC for sourcing this rubbish

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