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the 12 days of kitschmas
Atheists awake! Salute the hapless morn, wherein the Saviour of the World wasn't born!
Welcome to Zilchmas 2013, our first-ever list of the Top 12 gifts for Atheists.
You won't need to ask "What Would Dawkins Buy?" after you've browsed these goodies for the godless!
 
3rd Day: Baby Atheist Shoes
Baby Atheist shoes
The toddler in these "super-comfy, handmade leather shoes for babies" may, as the blurb goes, very well adore "the only supreme beings he believes in: Mummies, Daddies and Boobies."

But here's the problem: the kid will grow up. And when she does, she'll choose her own belief system. Ask any God-fearing parent. Indoctrination of offspring from the earliest age only leads to rejection in young adulthood. The very thing you are making sure she rejects, she's bound to embrace wholeheartedly. It's human nature.

Our advice? Choose these innocent-looking baby shoes at your peril. They might push her to warm a church pew when she grows up... or even become a Bishop.

€50 – buy yours here!

Thanks, Firenze, for leading us even unto these shoes

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