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Atheists awake! Salute the hapless morn, wherein the Saviour of the World wasn't born!
Welcome to Zilchmas 2013, our first-ever list of the Top 12 gifts for Atheists.
You won't need to ask "What Would Dawkins Buy?" after you've browsed these goodies for the godless!
2nd Day: Friedrich Nietzsche Finger Puppet
Friedrich Nietzsche finger puppet
One of the greatest philosophers of the past 200 years celebrated as a finger puppet: is this the ultimate humiliation? Friedrich Nietzsche is not complaining, though.

Imagine being in his dull, nihilistic world where God is dead, life has no purpose and you're all alone, staring into the abyss, bobbing about on an ocean of misery and despair. A giant finger poked up your arse would quickly restore a little lost meaning.

$5.95 – buy Nietzsche here!

Thanks be unto shipmate la vie en rouge for (pointlessly) pointing us to Friedrich

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