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the 12 days of kitschmas
Atheists awake! Salute the hapless morn, wherein the Saviour of the World wasn't born!
Welcome to Zilchmas 2013, our first-ever list of the Top 12 gifts for Atheists.
You won't need to ask "What Would Dawkins Buy?" after you've browsed these goodies for the godless!
1st Day: Festivus Pole
Festivus pole
Christians stopped believing and started bleating about Xmas several centuries ago when church leaders of the Puritan persuasion noticed that the festival was just about people stuffing their faces, getting drunk and being ripped off by the shops.

That's why we recommend this treeless, tinselless and non gift-wrapped Festivus Pole, for an alternative, non-commercial festival. Evangelical Christians and Atheists alike will love the bleak atmosphere surrounding this simple aluminium tube, although they might disagree if it's used for a spot of pole dancing.

The Festivus Pole. As recommended by Oliver Cromwell.

Have a happy Festivus for just $22.95 – buy here!

Thanks to Doublethink (and time off in Purgatory) for telling us about this gift

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