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Since ancient times (ok, 1998), Ship of Fools has been sending Mystery Worshippers to churches worldwide. Travelling incognito, they ask those questions which go to the heart of church life: How long was the sermon? How hard the pew? How cold was the coffee? How warm the welcome?

The only clue they have been there at all is the Mystery Worshipper calling card, dropped discreetly into the collection plate.
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Recent reports

> Question time for the ABC: St Edmundsbury Cathedral, UK
> Church is God's idea: Riverside Church, Southwell, UK
> Being all together at St Mary le Strand, London
> "We're getting there!" Llandaff Cathedral, Cardiff, UK
> Great music at Blessed Sacrament, New York City

> Greeted by name at St Mary the Virgin, Sawston, UK
> God crept in at Sunday Assembly, Belfast, UK
> In the cheap seats at St Fin Barre, Cork, Ireland
> Not the body of Christ: North Phoenix Baptist, USA
> Surrounded by singing at Madison Ave Presbyterian, NYC

> Contemporary but cosy: Wesley Uniting, Melbourne, OZ
> All was excellent at St Matthew's, Bayswater, London
> Bright and beautiful at St Paul's, Newton Road, London
> Perfectly frosty at Dome of Home, New Brighton, UK
> Grand Ol' Opry at Foothills Christian, Glendale, USA

> Jump and go round at Hope Church Islington, London
> Inclusive but unfriendly: St Nicholas, Chiswick, London
> Warm welcome, cold feet at Holy Trinity, Funchal, Madeira
> Honour tinged with irony: St Bart Cathedral, Frankfurt
> Rolling splendor at Cristo Rey Monastery, San Francisco

Editor's choice

> Question time for the ABC: St Edmundsbury Cathedral, UK
> Honour tinged with irony: St Bart Cathedral, Frankfurt
> Rolling splendor at Cristo Rey Monastery, San Francisco
> Punch-drunk ecstasy at St Paul's Cathedral, London
> CS Lewis in Poets Corner, Westminster Abbey, London

Comments, corrections and removals

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