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The 12 Days of Kitschmas
12: Thongs of Praise
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For those with catholic tastes in the bedroom, here come thongs of praise. These pious undervestments combine devotion to the Mother of God with the prevention of visible panty lines, and bring some welcome holiness to any underwear-related activity. Do I hear an "Amen"?

Brothers, pop a righteous g-string in the stocking of the lady in your life this Christmas, and she will be blessed among women. Sisters, try these on for him, and put the guilt back in your sex life where it belongs.

Madonna and child knickers are $12.99 for a pair. Click here to order!
Cartoon by Taffy
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