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The 12 Days of Kitschmas
8: The Pope's Cologne
the popes cologne
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Which of us, hand on heart, has never thought, "I wish I could smell like a Pope"?

The Pope's Cologne is infallibly recreated from the personal recipe of Pius IX, the longest running and sweetest smelling Pope of all. With notes of violet and citrus, the 150-year-old Vatican toilet water will make a truly fragrant offering for the holy father in your life.

Aroma locuta est. Mmm, heaven scent. $25.95 a bottle.

Click here to order!
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