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The 12 Days of Kitschmas
8: Nativity Kitchen Timer
Nativity Timer
Solved! At last! One of the great mysteries of the incarnation. For years, historians and theologians have disputed key facts recorded in the Bible. How did Joseph get to Bethlehem just in time for Mary to give birth on Christmas Day? When Herod threatened to slaughter the innocents, by what means did Joseph know the exact moment to flee to Egypt?

Through the Nativity Kitchen Timer, of course a must for every holy household. Cast out your worldly timer, and let Mary, Joseph and Baby Jesus provide immaculate time-keeping for your turkey, ham, plum pudding and other Christmas treats. Only $9.99 plus postage.

Noah's Ark model also available (naturally, when you think about it).

Click here to order!

Thanks to Ann for finding this gadget.
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