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Our top 10 gadgets for the Pope
In honor of the Holy Father's recent Holy Tour of America, Ship of Fools reverently presents the essential guide to the top 10 must-have papal souvenirs, on sale now at a website near you. Here's the shopping list...
Bobblehead
Beer
Caganer
Thong
Soap
Tees
Cologne
Game
Cake
Baubles
 
 
179: Pope Tree Ornaments
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You have to feel sorry for this little lass at her first communion (top left). There she is, minding her own eucharistic business, when a living-dead hotel bell-boy creeps up behind her with a TV aerial poking out of his round hat.

But this is no ordinary zombie. It's a JPII Christmas ornament, looking, it has to be said, more Munster than minister. Take heart from the fact that the JPII ornament set has "been endorsed by the Vatican in Rome as well as by the National Conference of Catholic Bishops" and will "add new grace to your home and fortify your faith". Totus tuus for as little as $45.

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