In this gay porno... sorry, strike that... promo video for Australia's Avondale Bible College, a young, gorgeous, sleeveless Russell Crowe chances upon a hot, sweaty man of God in very short shorts (who incidentally bears more than a passing resemblance to Kel in Kath and Kim). Trudy Scrumptious, the shipmate who found the video for us, comments: "I like to pause it right after, 'You can call me Barry now, I'm not your teacher any longer,' and imagine the rest..." Find that tantalising moment at 0:30.
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