Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   "Okay, let me get this straight. I'll take a bite of one of these fruits and my hair will no longer be flat and lifeless?" Submitted by Joanna E. Previous | Next | Archive   We rely on voluntary donations to stay online. If you're a regular visitor to Ship of Fools, please consider supporting us. Now online Read and post in the current competition, Holy quiff Seen a promising picture? Send us your suggested pictures for the competition.