Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   "Morag, the quote from the removal men came in the post today. It will be £30 extra if we want to take our waxwork minister. Perhaps we should leave it for the new tenants?" Submitted by Henrietta Sandwich Previous | Next | Archive   We rely on voluntary donations to stay online. If you're a regular visitor to Ship of Fools, please consider supporting us. Now online Read and post in the current competition, Holy quiff Seen a promising picture? Send us your suggested pictures for the competition.