Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   "The reason why there are no Elves in Narnia, Son of Adam, is that they are too bloody Catholic by half." Submitted by Gildor Inglorion Previous | Next | Archive   We rely on voluntary donations to stay online. If you're a regular visitor to Ship of Fools, please consider supporting us. Now online Read and post in the current competition, Holy quiff Seen a promising picture? Send us your suggested pictures for the competition.