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Rollercoaster religion
With respect, I am not at all sure that neoprene is a suitable material for budgie galoshes. Does it not tend to induce perspiration and thence encourage tinea between their tiny toes? A budgie with tinea is not a happy budgie. Meanwhile, we can offer you hand-knitted sandwiches with various fillings. Would you care to partake of our gently potted meat or prune and turmeric paste?
Submitted by: U.Bharat for J. the Baptist aka Jordan Dunker
Mon Sep 8 (20:49 GMT)

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