Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   It seemed there was always at least one poor benighted soul who never got the message that the Ark of the Covenant was closed each spring for dusting and polishing. Submitted by: J. the Baptist aka Jordan Dunker Tue Mar 20 (22:10 GMT) First | Previous | Next | Last | Add caption   We rely on voluntary donations to stay online. If you're a regular visitor to Ship of Fools, please consider supporting us. The winners! See the winning captions from the most recent competition, Up There