Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   An usher will now move among you with a collection plate. Please give generously to aid the many captioneers who are suffering from the screaming ab-dabs waiting for this picture of me to disappear. Thank you. Submitted by: Herbert Flange (Mr) Wed Jun 19 (09:42 GMT) First | Previous | Next | Last | Add caption   We rely on voluntary donations to stay online. If you're a regular visitor to Ship of Fools, please consider supporting us. The winners! See the winning captions from the most recent competition, Assembling Jesus