Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   When you gaze on your head, do you wish you had hair? (Elvis Presley improvising ‘Are you lonesome tonight?’ in Las Vegas, c1969) Submitted by: The Venerable King Mon May 13 (08:23 GMT) First | Previous | Next | Last | Add caption   We rely on voluntary donations to stay online. If you're a regular visitor to Ship of Fools, please consider supporting us. The winners! See the winning captions from the most recent competition, Assembling Jesus