Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   Well, I did; and that’s why I’m swearing on this Holy Bible to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth that I was nowhere near Mademoiselle Fifi’s on the night in question. Submitted by: The Ven Grammarian for UB Mon Jun 17 (18:10 GMT) First | Previous | Next | Last | Add caption   We rely on voluntary donations to stay online. If you're a regular visitor to Ship of Fools, please consider supporting us. The winners! See the winning captions from the most recent competition, Assembling Jesus