Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   What! What dark smudge on my neck? Oh no, the wife asked me to get the coal in just as I was about to come here. Submitted by: cornflower Sun May 19 (19:36 GMT) First | Previous | Next | Last | Add caption   We rely on voluntary donations to stay online. If you're a regular visitor to Ship of Fools, please consider supporting us. The winners! See the winning captions from the most recent competition, Assembling Jesus