Holy Odour Eater

Walking on the soil of Jerusalem

You've often fantasized about doing so, but now those impossible dreams
are about to become a reality. You – yes, you – can walk on Jerusalem soil at
any time and in any place, thanks to Holy Steps insoles from Tel Aviv.


These unique insoles, which 'fit comfortably in all footwear', contain holy
soil from Jerusalem in the bottom layer. Meanwhile, the middle layer absorbs
perspiration, while the top layer is perforated to let your feet breathe. Expect
miraculous cures for corns and bunions, an immediate cure for malodorous
foot conditions – and an anonymous note from Hamas claiming full
settlement rights over your size 9s…

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