Ecclesiastical Karaoke

Digital Hymns

Get rid of troublesome organist problems and get your church on
song for the 21st century with the Digital Hymn Player. Undoubtedly
the technological innovation of the 1990s, this ecclesiastical
karaoke player is briefcase-friendly and keyboard-free.

At the touch of a remote control button, Digital Hymn Player instantly
launches into any one of 3000 hymns stored inside on a miracle microchip.
Special features include an optional 'Amen' button to bring each rendition
to a fitting close. An extra button for Toronto-style barking is
reportedly in the pipeline.

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